What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
