What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How did the toad die?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What animal floats best?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?