What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is another name for a cow?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do kids love theater classes?