Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a cat's favorite board game?