How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?