Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
I like telling Dad jokes.