What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?