What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
The iWitness.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do bees say in the summer?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What animal has the most fun?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do rich squirrels eat?