Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are cars magic?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call a short cow?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the fish blush?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?