Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is the most faithful insect?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
