Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which president loved to take baths?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the barber win the race?