What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?