What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backward.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do billboards talk?
Why are English teachers so smart?
