What ocean creature can you never see coming?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What car can't keep a secret?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What name sounds like the past tense?