Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why is the beach so confident?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Surprise!!!!
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What vegetables make the best music?