Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
