What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What does Santa call Christmastime?