Why did the turkey cross the road?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
How do automobiles fly?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?