What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
When do astronauts eat?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?