What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the sardine call the submarine?