What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?