What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?