What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
