Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
