What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What bird is always sad?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?