What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?