Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are grandkids so great?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
When fish play football, who is the captain?