My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What goes up when the rain comes down?