Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How are mountains able to see?
How do you wash a lamb?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Someone stole my mood ring!
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?