I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What fish only swims at night?