I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is the most faithful insect?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did one firefly say to the other?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the shower say to the toilet?