I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's the most determined bird?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?