Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do cows like to dance to?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you say to a really good barista?