I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What food is a man's best friend?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which former US President was always cold?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why was the fish so smart?
