What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Surprise!!!!
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was the cow afraid?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?