Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's the friendliest pen?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?