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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?