Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How long do chickens work?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do cows always add to their salad?