What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a magical reptile?
