What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What fish sings the best?
Why do mice need oiling?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?