A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Bears love exotic cars.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?