What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
