What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?