What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
It's Crowded!
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?