What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What do you call a Russian flea?
Bears love exotic cars.
Which animal should never work for the government?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?