What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?