What utensil does water use to eat?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was the mime upset?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?