Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?