What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How does a cow do math?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?