What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Which insect makes the best father?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?