Why don't ants get sick?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the barber win the race?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?