Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How do amoebas make calls?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?