What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Operation®.
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
When should you start writing a book?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?