What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Operation®.
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?