What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?