What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
How long do chickens work?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?