Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's E.T. short for?