Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What are you studying in math?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?