Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?