What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
