What do you call a small mom?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?