Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What food is a man's best friend?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?