What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?