What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why are cars magic?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?