Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How much does freedom weigh?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?