Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did March say to the madness?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is the coolest country?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do cows always add to their salad?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
When is a baseball player like a thief?