Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How do frogs get to work?
What animal loves Indian food?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How are mountains able to see?