Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?