How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where does a scientist wizard work?