How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?