How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is a king's favorite weather?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the scariest letter?