What do pigs do over the summer?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What day never takes itself seriously?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do baseball players love bowling?