What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the noisiest food?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What school subject really rocks?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?