When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where would you find an elephant?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
