What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How long will dinner be?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?