What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?