What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the shower say to the toilet?