Someone stole my mood ring!
I don't know how I feel about it!
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What animal knows kung fu?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Families are like fudge.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?