Where do logs like to go on hikes?
The woods.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What tea do footballers drink?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
