What do math teachers eat?
How do you wash a lamb?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why are cars magic?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
I'm not a bad putter.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why was the computer cold at work?