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What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
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Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
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Which family member has tusks?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
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