What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
How do you make antifreeze?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How are teens like cats?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
