What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do chips wear socks?
