Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?