What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What does the sun drink out of?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?