What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?