What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you give an angry rhino?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?