What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do people always trip on September 22?