What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
