What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How do you care for a sick bird?