What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
