What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.