Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
It had been running all day and night.
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do billboards talk?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are maps such great therapists?