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What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
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What kind of car does a chicken have?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
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What is the most faithful insect?
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What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How can you make 7 even?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What day is your mom always right?