Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
It had been running all day and night.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
