Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What are you studying in math?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?