Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
It had been running all day and night.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does an evil hen lay?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?