What says: oom oom oom?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?