What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What part of a fish weighs the most?