What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where do stars go to college?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?