What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?