When do flowers get their workout in?
Spring Training.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the frog starve?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
