How do you make a bear really angry?
Tell them you're a Packers fan.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do snowmen get information?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are bakers so good at math?