Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the fish blush?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How was the wedding?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What game do bats excel at?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why was the picture sent to jail?