How do you make a bear really angry?
Tell them you're a Packers fan.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
