How do you make a bear really angry?
Tell them you're a Packers fan.
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?