What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?