Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Do dads always snore?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How do bees get to school?