Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do two skunks argue?