Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What are you studying in math?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
