Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
When do mice play every day?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do cubes make great referees?