What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How can you make 7 even?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's the scariest letter?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?