Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Families are like fudge.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What birds make average students?
