What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?