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How do animals blend into the desert?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
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How does a squid go into battle?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?