What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What birds make average students?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How do you make antifreeze?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?