What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
