What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call an old snowman?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Which bug is related to you?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Do dads always snore?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a dog in space?