What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the barber win the race?
How does a barber get to work?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
