Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where is the coldest place to work?