What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Game of Clones.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How do you get straight A's?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
