Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How long do chickens work?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why is summer always sad?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you do for an injured lemon?