Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do billboards talk?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Which animal is the most religious?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What math figure is also in the band?