Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which subject has two parts?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?