Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Which big cat loves to drive?