Why do cats always get what they want?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why do magicians score well in exams?