What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What tree has the most bark?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Where do milkshakes come from?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What shape is bad at driving?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's black and white and red all over?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is a whale's favorite sport?