What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
