What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do cats wear to work?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Can February March?