What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do little fish love to play with?
When do mice play every day?