What season begins with a thud?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which insect makes the best father?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
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What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?