Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do rhinos charge?