Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
What horn never makes a sound?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How does a witch play loud music?
What birds make average students?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?