Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did March say to the madness?
Why are skeletons so calm?