Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why is winter considered holy?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?