What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?