What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What says: oom oom oom?
How long do chickens work?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What does the sun drink out of?