Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?