Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
It's allergy season again?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What does the sun drink out of?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?