Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
When do astronauts eat?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
