What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is the smallest lion?
I broke my finger!
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?