Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What game do bats excel at?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?