Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?