Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do naked fish play with?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?