Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do snowmen get information?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?