Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you find at the end of everything?
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What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?