Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What fish sings the best?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where do stars go to college?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's the scariest letter?
Families are like fudge.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How do billboards talk?
What's a watch's eldest relative?