Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do plants hate algebra?
