Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What birds make average students?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is a mom's favorite game?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.