Which relative loves rice?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you find at the end of everything?