When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do fish use for glasses?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
