When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is the most adorable season?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why was the mime upset?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do insects learn at school?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?