When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do ants go to eat?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?