How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?