What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why can you never find the number nine?