How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What sweet treat never panics?