Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?