Which baseball player do fish root for?
Mike Trout.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How does a squid go into battle?
