What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the tomato turn red?