What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?