What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?