How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?