How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which is the worst season?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did summer say to spring?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How do you make antifreeze?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
