What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why are all priests fit?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?