What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why is winter considered holy?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?