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What type of barrel breaks easily?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
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What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
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What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
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What washes up on miniature beaches?
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What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?